cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

stewie-just-said-that:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Do not let anyone else touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

ipoog:

grimsage:

samirows:

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

i wish I could have sleep overs with other girls without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

I wish I could have sleep overs with people without the whole they gonna frick attitude

i wish i could make a text post without having other people add their shitty input

duhrren:

DOOOYOUHEAR THE PEEEOPLE SING

SINGING A SOOONG OF AANGRY MEN

IT IS THE MUUUSIC OOF A PEEEOPLE WHO

WILLNOT

BE SLAVES

AGAIN!

WHEEN THEBEEATINGOOFYOURHEART

ECHOES THE BEEEA TING OOFTHE DRUMS

THERE IS A LIFE ABOOUT TO STARTWHENTOMOOORROW COOOOOOOMES!!

eldritch-heiress:

This wasn’t actually Jade but I edited it so now it is ok? ok

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

great-wonder:

daydreamersfictions:

At age 17, she wants to be an animator.
At age 20, she´s an animator.
At age 29, she´s still an animator, people love her for what she does.
At age 35, she and her husband celebrate 10 years happily together.
At age 40, her first born is an adult- handsome man/beautiful woman.
At age 50, we´re grand parents now.
At age 55, she watches her own fairytales in the TV with her grand children.
At age 60, she´s so glad that she didn´t give up.

Bless you^^^

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

metallicar69:

susssssssan:

Sometimes I laugh out loud because I think about the fact that it’s possible one day Baby Ackles will come across this picture.

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what have we done